A Little Comic Relief

I think we all need to laugh more, and Mike and Gail found the perfect card for Dad when he was in the hospital :-) Enjoy!

20 Fun Things To Do While You’re Recovering
1. Pick a foreign accent and talk in it all day.
2. Make a Halloween costume out of your bed sheets.
3. Answer an ad on how to make BIG money at home.
4. Learn the Morse code.
5. Build a fort out of tissues and toilet paper rolls.
6. Practice to become the World’s Fastest Remote Control user.
7. Name the 50 states; now try their capitals.
8. Become a ventriloquist.
9. Make a macaroni sculpture.
10. Try to sell your macaroni sculpture on eBay.
11. Teach yourself to levitate.
12. Say the alphabet backwards.
13. Practice exotic bird calls.
14. See how long you can go without blinking.
15. Gargle “The Star-Spangled Banner”.
16. Plan how you’d spend the money if you won the lottery.
17. Make puppets out of empty pill bottles.
18. Call a talk show and say you’re a space alien; see if anyone notices.
19. Draw happy faces on your toes.
20. Concentrate on FEELING BETTER SOON!